Project X - NO! NO! NO! NO!

This review is on Project X. As you can see I'm less than thrilled. This movie Starred Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, and Jonathan Daniel Brown. The director was Nima Nourizadeh...WHO? Yeah, never heard of him? Because that's all he did. This movie is about two losers and there loud mouthed, ankle biting friend who can't stop bragging about Brooklyn or where ever he is from. He reminded me of a small dog with a little man complex. But the "story" starts off with Thomas having a birthday party his friends are throwing for him. He supposedly needed it. A game changing party that would make them popular. Well that's pretty much it. I just told you the whole movie. No Plot, no story to care about. Pointless really. There were funny scenes. But the humor was vulgar to the point where the jokes became repetitive and eventually unfunny. Now my biggest problem. I shouldn't complain about naked girls. Being the guy that I am I shouldn't complain. But there are these "actresses" I assume. And they are portraying high school girls. Well they get nude, which again I shouldn't complain. I'm not sure that's even legal. It must be for the simple fact that they are only acting as, and not actually being. But older women are playing high school girls and getting nude. So we are breeding a generation of females that are going to be sluts. And males who are just plain stupid, I'm sure monkeys are smarter than them. And we as a society are okay with this. So I can't really call this a movie review as more of a rant on how worthless high school kids are now these days. This movie is a small portrayal of that. I give Project X a 1/2 out of 4. None of the events in this movie would EVER happen. I saw people walk out of this movie. It isn't worth my time. I'm sure it's not worth yours. Can I get my twelve dollars back?