Saturday, May 22, 2010

Shrek forever after, more of the same

So this review is on Shrek forever after, and this movie is more of the same. It wasn't good, it wasn't bad, it was Shrek. Same plot line as the others, far far away is in trouble, Shrek has to save the land while in the mean time learning a lesson about the bonds of friendship and family. Again nothing fucking new! And don't get me wrong the humor was there, I laughed when I should have, touched when I should have been. But the general plot is the same, you people are paid millions to just come up with ideas for movies. Why can't you come up with anything original? My fiance paid for the movie but each ticket was fourteen dollars, fourteen dollars! You people have to be fucking out of your god damn minds to think that any of this shit you keep putting out is worth the price that we have to pay to see it. You are wasting our time and your own, STOP PRODUCING THIS CRAP!!! It infuriates me, I'm trying to be a writer and to see unoriginal bullshit like this make it to the big screen is insane to me! ...I feel better so here's the plot line, Shrek has a perfect life and hates it. He sells it to rumplestilskin (I think that's how you spell his name 0.o) and far far away becomes the little homosexual midget elf's kingdom. Shrek wakes up in an alternate land and no one recognizes him, which didn't last very long at all... Shrek fights for land and gets it back through "True Loves Kiss" what else right? Then everything is back to normal La De Fucking Da. Sorry people this movie is very very very mediocre. And quite frankly I don't care, I don't fucking care anymore about Shrek, quit making movies about it, you say you are done but deep down I don't think you are. Stick with Christmas specials that's what your good at. Come on people I'm still waiting! ENTERTAIN ME!!! 2 out of 4

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