Robin Hood, bring a book

Oh god here we go, so here's Robin Hood, or Robin Longstride, or Robert Loxely...O.o ah for shits sake pick one. So the beginning of this movie was long, and when i mean long i mean loooooooooooonnnnnnngggggg. But the longyness of this movie was quite necessary and tied the story together quite nicely. But I fear this movie may have suffered from "King Kong" syndrome, where it may have been too long for its own good. They could have cut a good half an hour out of the movie and it would still have been just as good. But that set aside the characters were convincing and the acting was superb. The king made me want to kick him in the eye because he was such an annoying little cock. It was also very refreshing to see the damsel not in distress, no basic D.I.D's here. Marian would kick you in the balls if she thought you were looking at her funny. As I'm sure everyone knows that this story takes place before Robins cleptomania sets in...or was it Robert o.O anyway this dude with identity issues is a soldier on the last legs the kings crusade. Then is forced into a family from whom has ties with that are relevant but a little too coincidental not to be silly.

Well I dont wanna ruin anymore of the story...So lets just skip to the end. The last fight kinda reminded me of Saving Private Ryan, during the beginning with the D-day battle. the boats were quite similar if not the exact same boats you cheap bastards, you will see them, boats with the hatches and everyone runs out and gets gunned down. But none the less the acting was still good, and Russel Crowe wasnt an asshole this time around...Huh, who would have thought? You heard me go make some movies and make some music then fight around the world. HA! The movie was good. DID YOU HEAR ME MATT? IT WAS GOOD!!! 3 out of 4 stars."Rise and Rise again, until Lambs become Lions."

P.S. this Matt character kicked me as hard as he could because I said the beginning was long and drawn out. I'm not kidding people bring a damn book then stop reading after an hour in.