Ahahahahahahahaha. What the hell was that? I mean seriously! Well this movie starred Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, and Liam Neeson. Why in the hell is this movie doing well over seas? Battleship was a joke. This thing was filled with bad acting, horrible story, plot holes, and ONE LINERS EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES! Peter Berg directed this monstrosity, he also is known for Friday Night Lights. If these aliens actually fought rather than did some stupid turn based combat bullshit, they would have won without contest. But it wouldn't have been Battleship if it wasn't turn based. What ever... Even the aliens rounds looked like the damn pieces that you put in your ship when you got hit. There was a point in this movie where I actually shouted Eww. Liam Neeson, I have a lot of respect for you as an actor. But you sir are a whore. The only thing that made this movie bearable was the action. This movie isn't worth anymore of my time. If you want a good laugh catch it on basic cable. Battleship gets a 1 out of 4. I had a lot of military jokes and points of views I wanted to share. But since I have friends that are serving I will hold my tongue.
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