Friday, January 27, 2012

Underworld Awakenings - Does anyone have a book on Lycanthropy?


I'm gonna make this a short review for the simple reason that to me it's not worth seeing in the theaters. This review is on Underworld Awakenings, starring Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale, and Kate Beckinsale. There are other characters but the main selling point of this movie is that Kate Beckinsale returned to reprise her role. Now don't get me wrong I like Underworld. I really like Kate Beckinsale. But this movie was all action. ALL action, no real story line or plot that I cared about. Which makes me sad. This is m
ore of what vampires and werewolves should be. I have seen other reviews and they give it a seven out of ten, eight out of ten. Well my standards are a little higher, so forgive me. This movie seemed like it was made just to make a buck off the franchise. And if you are doing that then show a little boob or something. Blowing the brains out of Lycans isn't enough for me, if you just want my money and don't actually want to give me a good story. For me there was no real upside to this movie. I even eventually laughed out loud during. The animation is poor,
but I have seen worse. The movie starts off with Beckinsale and her kind being hunted by humans. She gets frozen and the movie starts their, with an objective that is quite elusive. What really pisses me off is that they talk like all this time goes by, like a hundred years. Only twelve years went by ASSHOLES! "There was the first Great Purge, then the Second Purge, then The Cleansing!" SHUT UP! This movie just pissed me off. Forgive the outbursts. I give Underworld Awakenings a 1 out of 4. You know they are going to make more.

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