So I can't believe I was talked into going to another Twilight marathon. Damn...twelve hours of nothing but Twilight. So I was surrounded by the lowest of the nerdy chick chain, whom either brought their friends, or brought their boyfriends who were just as miserable as I was. Then I was posed with the question of which one was my favorite. Really? Which one was my favorite? That's like going to a dog park and looking at the ground and asking me which piece of shit I like the best. If I had to answer it would be Eclipse, personal opinion. Here are the five star actors and actresses in this masterpiece. Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner, and so on and so forth. The director is Bill Condon, who also did Breaking Dawn Part one and Dreamgirls. So here's an overview of the saga. It stinks... I couldn't give any of the past films higher than a two. The acting was terrible in each one, especially Mrs. Stewart's. Though the abilities gradually progressed and peaked with Eclipse; they started to sink and fall with both parts of Breaking Dawn. And in the theater when Breaking Dawn Part one came on, all it did was remind me of how much I hate my ex fiance. But, again, getting a little personal. Lets start with the character Bella, I hate this bitch. She is like the majority of women I know. Hey, I'm gonna use this guy because I'm lonely and take everything he can offer before I run back to the guy I'm currently with. She juggles both of these morons and uses the wolf when ever hairboy doesn't currently satisfy her enough. This girl is a pathetic selfish bitch, and I hate the character with every fiber of my being. Though she must be doing something right if I care enough to hate her so much. But hey, I'm gonna put out there that I also hate the chick from Fifty Shades of Grey, she's pathetic as well. "Inner Goddess" please, that means nothing more than that she's a closet slut with little or no self respect. I got anger issues... I digress. Jacob and Edward are also idiots as well. Yeah, I understand love and how far you would go. But you got to realize when you are being used, these guys are as clueless as Edwards hair...gross. The characters are shells basically with little or no room to grow and develop. They act like zombies when this girl comes around, jealous around each other, and it's like that for five movies. Nothing more, nothing less. Breaking Dawn two introduced two new elements, one, Bella is a vampire. And two, Renesmee, the offspring of Bella and Edward. Neither of them affected really anything that was relevant to anything. The plot was disastrous, a false accusation in which the most powerful vampires go to fight the Cullins...that's it. And if all of that wasn't enraging to me enough, here was the tip of the iceberg. The main battle that they show in the trailers, and the epicenter of what the whole film was building up to...never happened. IT WAS A FUCKING VISION! I was so fucking pissed. Main characters were dying, things were actually getting real and interesting. There was real threat that their plans weren't going to succeed. None of it was real. It allowed you to feel the emotions built by this fight and then ripped them away, having no real consequence. This is a huge NO NO in the writing world. But some how, Stephanie Meyer, you got away with this. You are a bitch. To me, this was inexcusable; for a split second I gave a shit about these characters. Then it was gone. That's what I get for feeling I suppose. I give Breaking Dawn - Part 2 a 1 out of 4. I am wolf, and I say kill all vampires. Friday, November 16, 2012
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 - Forever isn't as long as I hoped
ATTENTION, SPOILER ALERT! I am going to talk about the end of this film. If you don't want the ending spoiled, do not continue any further in this review. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
So I can't believe I was talked into going to another Twilight marathon. Damn...twelve hours of nothing but Twilight. So I was surrounded by the lowest of the nerdy chick chain, whom either brought their friends, or brought their boyfriends who were just as miserable as I was. Then I was posed with the question of which one was my favorite. Really? Which one was my favorite? That's like going to a dog park and looking at the ground and asking me which piece of shit I like the best. If I had to answer it would be Eclipse, personal opinion. Here are the five star actors and actresses in this masterpiece. Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner, and so on and so forth. The director is Bill Condon, who also did Breaking Dawn Part one and Dreamgirls. So here's an overview of the saga. It stinks... I couldn't give any of the past films higher than a two. The acting was terrible in each one, especially Mrs. Stewart's. Though the abilities gradually progressed and peaked with Eclipse; they started to sink and fall with both parts of Breaking Dawn. And in the theater when Breaking Dawn Part one came on, all it did was remind me of how much I hate my ex fiance. But, again, getting a little personal. Lets start with the character Bella, I hate this bitch. She is like the majority of women I know. Hey, I'm gonna use this guy because I'm lonely and take everything he can offer before I run back to the guy I'm currently with. She juggles both of these morons and uses the wolf when ever hairboy doesn't currently satisfy her enough. This girl is a pathetic selfish bitch, and I hate the character with every fiber of my being. Though she must be doing something right if I care enough to hate her so much. But hey, I'm gonna put out there that I also hate the chick from Fifty Shades of Grey, she's pathetic as well. "Inner Goddess" please, that means nothing more than that she's a closet slut with little or no self respect. I got anger issues... I digress. Jacob and Edward are also idiots as well. Yeah, I understand love and how far you would go. But you got to realize when you are being used, these guys are as clueless as Edwards hair...gross. The characters are shells basically with little or no room to grow and develop. They act like zombies when this girl comes around, jealous around each other, and it's like that for five movies. Nothing more, nothing less. Breaking Dawn two introduced two new elements, one, Bella is a vampire. And two, Renesmee, the offspring of Bella and Edward. Neither of them affected really anything that was relevant to anything. The plot was disastrous, a false accusation in which the most powerful vampires go to fight the Cullins...that's it. And if all of that wasn't enraging to me enough, here was the tip of the iceberg. The main battle that they show in the trailers, and the epicenter of what the whole film was building up to...never happened. IT WAS A FUCKING VISION! I was so fucking pissed. Main characters were dying, things were actually getting real and interesting. There was real threat that their plans weren't going to succeed. None of it was real. It allowed you to feel the emotions built by this fight and then ripped them away, having no real consequence. This is a huge NO NO in the writing world. But some how, Stephanie Meyer, you got away with this. You are a bitch. To me, this was inexcusable; for a split second I gave a shit about these characters. Then it was gone. That's what I get for feeling I suppose. I give Breaking Dawn - Part 2 a 1 out of 4. I am wolf, and I say kill all vampires.
So I can't believe I was talked into going to another Twilight marathon. Damn...twelve hours of nothing but Twilight. So I was surrounded by the lowest of the nerdy chick chain, whom either brought their friends, or brought their boyfriends who were just as miserable as I was. Then I was posed with the question of which one was my favorite. Really? Which one was my favorite? That's like going to a dog park and looking at the ground and asking me which piece of shit I like the best. If I had to answer it would be Eclipse, personal opinion. Here are the five star actors and actresses in this masterpiece. Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner, and so on and so forth. The director is Bill Condon, who also did Breaking Dawn Part one and Dreamgirls. So here's an overview of the saga. It stinks... I couldn't give any of the past films higher than a two. The acting was terrible in each one, especially Mrs. Stewart's. Though the abilities gradually progressed and peaked with Eclipse; they started to sink and fall with both parts of Breaking Dawn. And in the theater when Breaking Dawn Part one came on, all it did was remind me of how much I hate my ex fiance. But, again, getting a little personal. Lets start with the character Bella, I hate this bitch. She is like the majority of women I know. Hey, I'm gonna use this guy because I'm lonely and take everything he can offer before I run back to the guy I'm currently with. She juggles both of these morons and uses the wolf when ever hairboy doesn't currently satisfy her enough. This girl is a pathetic selfish bitch, and I hate the character with every fiber of my being. Though she must be doing something right if I care enough to hate her so much. But hey, I'm gonna put out there that I also hate the chick from Fifty Shades of Grey, she's pathetic as well. "Inner Goddess" please, that means nothing more than that she's a closet slut with little or no self respect. I got anger issues... I digress. Jacob and Edward are also idiots as well. Yeah, I understand love and how far you would go. But you got to realize when you are being used, these guys are as clueless as Edwards hair...gross. The characters are shells basically with little or no room to grow and develop. They act like zombies when this girl comes around, jealous around each other, and it's like that for five movies. Nothing more, nothing less. Breaking Dawn two introduced two new elements, one, Bella is a vampire. And two, Renesmee, the offspring of Bella and Edward. Neither of them affected really anything that was relevant to anything. The plot was disastrous, a false accusation in which the most powerful vampires go to fight the Cullins...that's it. And if all of that wasn't enraging to me enough, here was the tip of the iceberg. The main battle that they show in the trailers, and the epicenter of what the whole film was building up to...never happened. IT WAS A FUCKING VISION! I was so fucking pissed. Main characters were dying, things were actually getting real and interesting. There was real threat that their plans weren't going to succeed. None of it was real. It allowed you to feel the emotions built by this fight and then ripped them away, having no real consequence. This is a huge NO NO in the writing world. But some how, Stephanie Meyer, you got away with this. You are a bitch. To me, this was inexcusable; for a split second I gave a shit about these characters. Then it was gone. That's what I get for feeling I suppose. I give Breaking Dawn - Part 2 a 1 out of 4. I am wolf, and I say kill all vampires. 
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